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17-Sep-2017 21:53

You might think you’re pretty good in bed, but if you’re someone who often wonders just how well you compare to others during sex, now you can check those crippling insecurities with Passion!

This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.

Apparently boasting hundreds of members at universities across the UK, skint students can sign up to be “sugar babies” to either “sugar mamas” or “sugar daddies”.

In exchange for a relationship (80% of Seeking Arrangement dates involve sex, but the founder Brandon Wade denies it’s a form of prostitution), cash-strapped sugar babies are lavished with gifts and cash allowances which average at £5,000 a month. If you have trouble with giving out satisfying oral sex, you should probably lick your phone instead.

A bit like how Jordan writes all her books, but for sex.

They have to have Platewave too, but that’s hardly the only boundary to finding love with this app.

You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.