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After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.I cut the date short, declined a second date, and thought I was in the clear when I didn't hear from him for a couple of days.Then, I got an e-mail from him: not a single word, just a photo of his penis.He ended up talking to me for at least a half hour about how he was a 25-year-old in a 50-year-old's body, and that the picture was from his youth. —Samantha, AZI was 25 and working at a restaurant in a busy mall.There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out.We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?
And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars.I then found out my date had set his roommate on fire and thrown him down a flight of stairs.